Real lines from Pittsburgh area online dating profiles:

When I read what men are looking for I’m amazed at how close I fit their wish lists.

I learned at a very young age that I was a terrible liar when I tried to convince my mom that someone else peed in my pants.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot…I’m hot.

Feed me carbs and I’ll be happy. Touch my feet just right and I will stalk u

I’m not changing my life, I’m kicking it to the curb and getting a better one.

im a clean freek i like a clean house a nice yard clean car truck im vary clean person and i hope to fine someone almost like me.

If you think I’m going to be your sugar mama and support your sorry ass b/c you think I get a chunk of change for child support NEED NOT APPLY…GET A JOB.

Men, if you are not over your ex’s and and they are still pestering you, please move on. Life is way too darn short to have to deal with that crap.

NO rednecks, bubba’s or men that decorate their homes w/dead animals. NO recreational drug users, smokers, or PLAYERS!

mommas boys
pussy whipped
whore
limp wristed
metro men
wrapped around your wife’s finger
NEED NOT APPLY!!!

I see myself with a mate who is kind, sensitive and caring. A man who is not into abusing women or children.

Sexually inexperienced is OK, as long as your trainable, sexually stunted or defective is not OK, and you know who you are.

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