No Divorce Diet – Twenty Thousand Dollars Worth of Work

Posted by BlueEyes1962 on 20 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Pittsburgh Observations

My friend (and cleaning lady) Peggy is dating a guy she really likes, and she we as telling me about the trials he is going through with his ex.  They had been married for 15 years, had 3 kids together, and a few months before she left him she had major cosmetic surgery done – the whole nine yards – breasts, lipo, tummy tuck.   The worst of it was, as Peggy explained:

“He spent $20,000 on her – and he didn’t even get to benefit.  Before she had even healed, she was gone!”

It made me think – I often noticed before a couple announces their divorce that the wife suddenly starts looking really good.  We called it the “Divorce Diet.”  I guess this is just a new take on that!

PS.  I just googled the term “Divorce Diet” and it seems that it really refers to the weight people lose after their divorce – often unintentionally, because of the stress.  Here’s an example:

I’ve heard people jokingly refer to the weight you lose when your marriage breaks up as “the divorce diet,” so it seems that losing weight is really common in these circumstances. It’s been really dramatic for me…I lost almost 25 pounds in the 5 months since my husband left me, and I didn’t have that much weight on me to begin with: I went from about 135 to about 110, and I’m 5’4″.

I’m just grateful that my body responds to stress the way it does: when I’m truly stressed out I can’t eat, but I can sleep like a champ…I use it as an escape. The opposite reaction– not being able to sleep, but wanting to eat everthing in sight–would have been *much* worse, and I know that happens to some people….

Pittsburgh Online Dating Profile Gems 4 – Great One Liners

Posted by BlueEyes1962 on 08 May 2008 | Tagged as: Bizarre Profiles

Real lines from Pittsburgh area online dating profiles:

When I read what men are looking for I’m amazed at how close I fit their wish lists.

I learned at a very young age that I was a terrible liar when I tried to convince my mom that someone else peed in my pants.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot…I’m hot.

Feed me carbs and I’ll be happy. Touch my feet just right and I will stalk u

I’m not changing my life, I’m kicking it to the curb and getting a better one.

im a clean freek i like a clean house a nice yard clean car truck im vary clean person and i hope to fine someone almost like me.

If you think I’m going to be your sugar mama and support your sorry ass b/c you think I get a chunk of change for child support NEED NOT APPLY…GET A JOB.

Men, if you are not over your ex’s and and they are still pestering you, please move on. Life is way too darn short to have to deal with that crap.

NO rednecks, bubba’s or men that decorate their homes w/dead animals. NO recreational drug users, smokers, or PLAYERS!

mommas boys
pussy whipped
whore
limp wristed
metro men
wrapped around your wife’s finger
NEED NOT APPLY!!!

I see myself with a mate who is kind, sensitive and caring. A man who is not into abusing women or children.

Sexually inexperienced is OK, as long as your trainable, sexually stunted or defective is not OK, and you know who you are.