SOUTH HILLS has been worth keeping around because he sends me good jokes Here’s a sample:

“According to a new survey, woman say they feel more uncomfortable undressing in front of men than they do in front of women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” – Robert DeNiro

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she’s reading” – Steve Jobs

“See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Woody Allen