Pittsburgh Online Dating Profile Gems 3 – “I am looking for a guy with an air conditioner.”
Posted by BlueEyes1962 on 22 Feb 2008 at 10:29 am | Tagged as: Bizarre Profiles, Pittsburgh Observations
More real quotes from online profiles of men and women in the Pittsburgh area:
About me and what I’m looking for:
I am looking for a guy with an air conditioner. Its really hot outside and very hot in my bedroom at night. I enjoy the simply things in life — cold air. Once the summer is over, I am ok with going back to being single.
About me and what I’m looking for:
i am beuatiful and thin i will do anything fun i like to listen to music i love animals im very smart. i had many boyfriends but no marriges one was close but he died in a car accident ten months ago.
About me and what I’m looking for:
I am a gay man trapped inside a womans body! Yeah, figure that one out. If we ever talk I’ll explain that.
I have been described as crazy, unique, silly, weird, you know, the usual complimentary terms for a woman (oops, I meant for a gay man). I like to think of myself as unique.
About me and what I’m looking for:
I’ve played the hand I was delt NOW I’m ready to stack the deck in my favor. The late Erma Bombec wrote” Life happens when your not looking”But boy I am looking this time-so bring it on.
About me and what I’m looking for:
I like adventure and will adapt to almost any setting. I am new here so I don’t know what to say. … I give up.
What is Your Religion?
I’m Orthodox Christian. My faith is very important to me. That said, I don’t expect anyone else to understand, so I don’t push my belief system on anyone. All those who do can suck it.
What is Your Religion?
I am a God-Fearing woman who is a practicing Catholic. However, I’m not happy with the actions of the Catholic Church! Plus… since I’m divorced, I’m going to HELL when I die! (ha ha ha!) WHY DOES CHURCH WINE TASTE LIKE MAD-DOG?!?!
Hey, bimbo who wrote that profile: what I said is “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans”.
I also said “Seize the moment. Think of all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” And think of those that turned down sex.
Sounds like whoever is impersonating Erma Bombecks ghost isn’t getting any from somebody. And its obviously a guy since I doubt most womens last wishes (like on the Titanic) would include regrets about not having more sex. More chocolate, more days on the beach, more passionate romance, maybe even buying more shoes, but for sure not “more sex”. Not that most of us don’t appreciate and enjoy great sex but its a damn rare treat owing to most men being so crappy and selfish at it. Ask any man how often he really enjoys sex out of every 20 times he has it and most will say about 19 (if not 20). Ask a woman and you are more likely to hear between 5 and 10, if your lucky. If we turn down sex its usually because we know it won’t be worth the effort and the resulting laundry.
About who I’m looking for:
She should be sexy, beautiful and clean easy going. she should like music and ha a very soft skin.
She should be romantic and has a nice smile and nice legs.
(Sad to think that he actually has to put “clean” and “soft skin” as requirements-are all women in Pittsburgh just “dirty” and do they have skin like pachyderms? I guess I need a trip to a bathroom or a dermatologist, or both.)