Ranking of Female Hotness in Bed, by Religion – by an Experienced Pittsburgh Single Guy
Posted by BlueEyes1962 on 04 Feb 2008 at 08:34 am | Tagged as: Pittsburgh Observations
Boyce is an experienced male serial dater who trawled plentyoffish.com for
several years. He shared this:
I love women of all faiths, but here’s my ranking of women’s hotness in bed by religion, from hottest to coldest:
- Lapsed Catholics
- Divorced Jewish women seeking goy boy toys
- Atheists/Agnostics
- Mainstream Protestants (Methodist, United Presbyterian)
- Practicing Catholics
- Unitarians (Too politically correct)
- Fundamentalist Protestants (though being a “Preacher’s Kid” helps a lot)
- Wiccans/Spiritualists/New Agers (Smelly … and no food in the house)
- Single, never married Jewish women
Notes:
There are exceptions to the above, and I have no background research on Buddhists, Hindus or Muslims. This is just my experience.
Anglican/Episcopal congregations are full of men and women who desire the negative view of sexuality of the Catholic Church … but don’t want to take the chance of possibly sitting next to poor people in church.
Lapsed Catholics along with atheists experience the least amount of guilt following a sexual encounter. Anglicans are actually really bad with post-coital guilt. This comes from British roots where the women realize they should have been closing their eyes and “thinking of England” and the men realize they should have been blowing some other British pansy.
I don’t know how large Boyce’s data set was but I’d be interested in other men’s experiences. I have my own theory about lapsed Catholic women which I may share in another post…
From my limited “research”, I’d put the “never married Jewish women” (Reform Judaism, anyway) much higher in the list, maybe just below the Atheists? And Taoists are up in there, too. I’d have to agree that lapsed Catholics are tops, however.
But my sample set is so small that I’d be hesitant to generalize from my data. I think we need to design a large controlled experiment.
Too bad you didn’t have any Hindu women in your cohort-we’d be high up on the list for sure (we tend to be very passionate people by nature).