Pittsburgh Internet Dating Stories

“Foxy” is an athletic 53-year-old divorced Fox Chapel mom who looks 35. Her online dating profile states she is seeking a 50 – 60 year old match.

“Doctor38″ (39-year-old man – Pittsburgh, PA – Seeks women 30-55) contacted her. She emailed him “Thank you for the interest, but I don’t want to date younger men.”

He sent the following reply:

Good for you, stick with the old dudes who have custody of their kids on the weekends and whose exwifes are still hanging around, making things uncomfortable for you, not to mention those teenage kids he’s got who don’t even like their own mother and are going to find it rather hard to deal with daddy’s new girlfriend who is taking up all of his free time.

And well, the holidays, well, they will tend to be awkward, mostly because his kids will hate you, and don’t forget those family vacations, with his kids, you know the ones, they are the little angels who will be staring daggers at you, while you sip you pina colada at the poolside restaurant at lunchtime, wondering how you ever thought it was a good idea to bring children on what he had told you was going to be a very romantic and fun beach vacation.

Oh and lets not forget the lack of sex drive he possesses, mostly because he’s been playing golf all day and then trying to satiate his own guilt as a father by telling the little monsters all about the next fun group hug you’ll all be going on

Yeah, I guess a doctor, with no kids, 5 weeks of vacation a year, who cooks and likes to openly express his feeling to the woman he adores, and is still interested in a passionate and physical relationship, sounds like a bad idea………..good for you, your mom did a good job……..

Foxy told me, “I am so mad at this a_ _ hole. I’m going to ream him a new one. But, what could I expect from some liberal, never been married doctor?”

What should Foxy do? How would you reply to him? Send in your suggestions (anonymously) by clicking on “comment” below.

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