Are Pittsburghers Provincial? You be the judge. Here are some lines collected from Pittsburgh internet dating profiles:

What language(s) do you speak, read or write?

English, why learn any other crap when I live in my own country.

What language(s) do you speak, read or write?

I speak English, some sign language in bad traffic, Body language,
I speak it and read it.

What language(s) do you speak, read or write?

What do you think???? DUH!!!

Where were you born? List some of the places you have lived or traveled.

I’m a local, borned and raised near Pittsburgh.

Where were you born? List some of the places you have lived or traveled.

Pa
traveling…well, I’ve been to sea world

What are some of your life-long goals? Where would you like to be in 2
years? In 5 years?

in a house

favorite hot spots:

BARS ARE OK. I DO NOT DRINK BUT LIKE TO GO HAVE FUN.
IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME IF YOU DRINK BUT I DO NOT LIKE FIGHTS WHEN YOU DRINK.

What does this say about us?