About me and who I’d like to date:
Ok Guys………let’s make this easier: If these statements apply to you; I’m not your girl. If you think camoflauge is a fashion statement……. If I never see the top of your head due to the ball cap……….. If you don’t post a picture online but have one available…………. If your lower age limit in a match is 18 to 25yrs old (remember, these are not dates, they are your daughter’s friends)……………………….. If you start your profile with, “Hello Ladies”…………….. If you are looking for your princess to cherish (sleeping beauty is dead, let it go)……………. If your pictures are things you drive, things you play with, wild animals you’ve just shot, and places you’ve been (why can’t I just see your face and body?)……………. If you enjoy long walks in the rain (I’m opening the umbrella and running to the car) and/or long walks on the beach (I’m in WEST VIRGINIA……..I’m land locked! Seriously, how many long walks on a beach could there be???)…….. If you travel the globe at a moments notice; cook gourmet dinners on your yacht; and change out of your tux into jeans simultaneously (you’re either excellent at embellishing or way too full of yourself)……………….. You are requesting inumerable qualities in a partner that you can not give back in return,(think, recipriprocity!)………………………………. AND………..my personal favorite: If your picture even remotely resembles Charles Manson………………