Pittsburgh Internet Dating Stories

NYIF had many great moments – not just suggesting I get breast implants and my teeth filed on our first date. We were both Catholic (in fact NYIF had a prominent position in Pittsburgh diocese), and discussed how we could reconcile dating other people while still being married in the eyes of the church. NYIF volunteered that he had his rules about this, and that he subscribed to Bill Clinton’s definition of sex.

Wanting to know what I might be signing up for, I googled this, and found insight in Bill Clinton & The Definition of “Sexual Relations” from bandersnatch.com

One must remember that Clinton was 51, meaning he developed his definitions of sexual relations back in high school in the 1960′s… it is quite possible that Clinton, as many fellow baby boomers, does not consider fellatio to be “sexual relations”.

The phenomena of young ladies drawing a firm (but exceedingly fine) line between all manners of sexual arousal and intercourse (not the term actually used in the situation) was especially evident in extremely religious young women of the time… Apparently school yard Catholic dogma of the time defined “sex” as fornication, a serious sin, and … oral stimulation as maybe not even worthy of confession.

I guess that would explain why it was so important that NYIF’s date’s teeth be filed smooth.

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It’s always interesting what people decide is the most important point to stress in their profiles.

Here’s one from an “Attractive, sharp man seeking an Attractive, sharp woman:”

About my life and what I’m looking for
Last time I saw: this is match.com, not matchdog.com, love my pets.com. Please, for your own sake, avoid telling all the prospective men how much you love animals or your dogs and cats and pets and animals. Obviously, enjoying and loving your pet is fine, but showing half the photos of you with your pets, with you dolting over the pets is imprudent. It is tantamount to meeting a woman on a date and she is showing you pictures of her kids, or grandchildren, or pets. I am here to hopefully meet a woman, and not a woman and her pet(s) in between us as we talk on the couch.

But even that’s mild compare to this sweet lady who wants “someone to watch thrilleres and wwe wrestling with”

About my life and what I’m looking for
im over weight want to lose want someone to help me lose i hate the way i look have lots of love to give i like to cuddle and kiss. like to hold hands and would like romantic walks. just being with the person.

for fun:
i like wwe wrestling while being cuddled like to play computer games in my night shirt

my ethnicity:
i like to stay with my kind

 

my religion:
i should go back to church but cant get up and do it.

favorite hot spots:
i like to go to wendys and burgur king but i do like nice resturantes

favorite things:
i like watching tv alot and i like steack rare

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